You would spoil any party.
I also don't think you have a sense of humour at all, "spectacularly misreading a post" - As if my comment was meant to be taken seriously. I suggest you try to get out more, perhaps try the pub. But watch out, people down there like banter, if you're not familiar...
My best friend and I have been good friends since we were 10, she's smoking. So it's wrong for me to be attracted to her because I've known her since then.
GR's logic: Men, make sure you DO NOT SEE A PICTURE OF THEM IN THEIR CHILDHOOD. If you do, you're definitely a paedophile.