Thanks for responses, Doc reckons it's a nasty case of gastroenteritis. I've had more loo visits than VAR has made. seasonal apologies in the last 24 hours. Told that if it's still happening after 7 days (yikes) then they will need sample thingies
Obviously a posh way of saying tummy bug.
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Anyway, I rarely gets these and not at the current level this one is at.
Not so much pain in the stomach as a knot. At first I was sick but now it's the runs. I guess if you've read this far you're not...