If we were ever to meet face-to-face, we'd have to keep our distance. Any sudden whiplash movement during conversation could result in my errant eyebrow hair becoming entangled with your giant albino eyelash. We could end up trussed together like craniopagus conjoined twins.
Nope, it was definitely an eyebrow hair. Not curly enough to be one from the area of pubis. I am at my desk at work, so having a rummage downstairs isn't really an option at this present moment.
It had a slightly split end, which enabled me to gain the necessary purchase for extraction. I had...
I have just yanked out an eyebrow hair, and am astonished to report that from root to tip, it measures a staggering 33mm (3.3cm). I am 41.
Can anyone beat that ?