Why should anyone be against you taking the piss, it's funny. :thumbsup:
You're also funny trying to be taken seriously at the same time. No surprise that the real debate is taking place elsewhere.
You've already explained where they fit into your view. And avoided engaging with the differences between US sport and the Premier League, or apparently read and understood the nature of the deal that is being worked on.
But do carry on, your attempts to project anti-Palace wish-fulfillment are...