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And finally my NSC chums: He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books. Boom boom :wave:

And another! Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin :bounce: :flameboun :bounce: :flameboun :bounce:

I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'"

Messed that one up, should read HOW, not WHO! Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Who do two gays settled an arguement? They go outside and exchange blows! (Thats more ammo for all those fans who think ALL Brighton fans are gay!!);)

Freaky, just this second logged on and saw your kind smiley BrightonRock!! Oh well, they make us laugh!!!!!!!!

Crystal Palace gags Not my own work, sent to me this afternoon, but damn funny nevertheless...... Have you heard that you can now buy Oxo cubes in Palarse colours? Just ask for laughing stock. Steve Kember is sending his players for diving lessons 'cos he's heard that there are 40,000...