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BALLS. I missed yesterday's show and today is just a highlights programme. What happened in the end then?

Well blow me. So much do I love this show that I sent off for an application form to go on the next series and to my surprise I received a response form somebody I used to work with. The odds have tipped in my favour I hope...

Well I'm glad they're gone but I STILL can't believe Nathan and Romain have escaped without nomination HOWEVER the moment where Romain got a sensual massage from the fairly tidy Tunisian lass before Nathan merely got a hosing down was COMEDY GOLD. That Gary chap was pretty menacing and I didn't...

Yeah Nathan really is a cock, I do not understand how he keeps getting away with it. The new guy seems a little bit scary to me, and his bird's a f***ing freak too. They can do one along with Nathan & Romain and that bender and his crybaby mum. And they could do with bringing in some proper totty

Wanna get rid of that crying old bird and the gaybo son now. Tomorrow looks DRAMATIC. I thought the new young girls seemed nice, certainly the only ones to be considered any form of eye candy, and from the preview it looked as if they were pissed with Nathan whilst the other new couple were...

It is a bit odd. I didn't like that horrible old bat who left yesterday so I was ok with the problem they had with them but now it's getting silly

getting sick of Nathan and his mate being really immature. They're pissing off Brendan now. That's NOT ON

Definitely, she's a keeper. Incidentally, as embarrassed as I am to admit this, my gaydar must be failing as it wasn't until Brendan got all loved up with that Greek/Turkish tour guide that I realised he was batting for the other team. Of course with hindsight it all seems so obvious. Boy is...

Nothing weird about that, I reckon that Ang is well lush. I'm genuinely dumbfounded by the two boys who've been there from the start. Carla has declared her love for Matt on many an occasion and he just seems to ignore her whereas I'd be getting all I could from her. And then Paul has had it...

I'm actually more of a fan of her mate Angie to be honest, although I agree Carla's norks are a wonderful sight. Coach Trip is really hotting up now, I genuinely feel some affinity with most of the couples and voting is becoming difficult. I was glad to see the back of those cocky northern boys...

Yeah I rather like that Northern lass with the good norks. That old Irish bird is annoying. She'll be GONE soon I should imagine

Oh well I guess that makes sense. There was one nice young blonde lass on the coach I noticed. Is she the Scooch girl? The know it all twat was unbelievably annoying with his "it's my job to be outspoken" bullshit. Exactly what is his job? Professional DICKHEAD?

Haven't been keeping up for a while so it's all changed since my last visit. What happened to the two Essex girls? And why is that CLOWN who had the drunken crying session in Switzerland still there?

Only caught the very end of today's episode to see the goth girl and the old bird leaving. What were they voted off for?

This is HILARIOUS tonight. That clown getting pissed on Schnapps and then trying it on with Jodie's less attractive mate was CLASSIC and then that PUSSY getting all wet about missing his boyfriend let Brendan show his muscle. I love it

To be honest I was surprised Jenny didn't get more votes for her petulant strop. Yes I want to bone her BUT that display of stupidity over dressing up today just made her look like a twat. When in ROME...

It IS Wednesday Scotty, and Madge and Brenda are GONE

I concur, although I am starting to worry a little that I've grossly miscalculated her age

Well I don't care if she's FIFTEEN, I'd still do her

Not the greatest photo but I'll take it. Does anyone know how old she is?