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What's got 5 legs? A doberman in a playground.

What's the best thing about shagging 28 year olds? There's twenty of them... :ohmy:

Jokes - not for the easily offended Q What's brown, comes out of the ring, and goes round the bend? A: Frank Bruno Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson? A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind. boom boom.

Great joke my friend:clap2:

:lol: COCKER

:lol: I don't know what the bigger joke is, the joke or you, f***ing DIN.

That's nearly as old as that joke about the chicken and the road.

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Shut it Crabtree you gimp. Didn't think you could edit thread titles. Thanks Artois, you are my idol.

I think i meant to say 'time FOR a joke', Time of a joke just sounds silly.

Time of a joke....... A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Mini rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, mate, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Mini!" The driver of Rolls looks...

Friday joke thread. You're gonna laugh you ass off bitches! The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit-Crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the English Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme, hiring unemployed youths from Liverpool. The decision...

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Artois. :lol: :jester: :lol:

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Joke du jour There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they...

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