I doubt there is any level of motoring fine or driving ban that his personal wealth couldn't withstand.
His pnned and plated legs and the likely end of his professional golf career, however, suggest that he very much hasn't got anway with it.
You mean all that effort you went to, to go to Carnoustie dressed as a cocktail waitress and you STILL didn't meet him? I told you you should have shaved the beard off.
I think when lurid disclosures of his multiple affairs first broke some years ago I thought the same (I'm not familiar with the Chris Rock reference though, I'll look it up).
However, over the years I have learnt that when relationships unravel there are often issues on both sides. I was quick...