It would appear the Maguire party's version of events is that they fell into an altercation with local underworld figures. Now I don't know know much about how the underworld operates in tourist resorts but I imagine they don't fund their lifestyle through a bit of bird watching and a bit of...
I have to say, I have had a bit of fun mocking Maguire over this, mostly because it's Harry Maguire. But having said that, the unduly swift passage of time from alleged offence to charges to court case to sentencing does feel more than a little disquietening. This isn't a trival motoring...
So, just to summarise: a suspended sentence of 21 months and 10 days in prison having been found guilty of repeated bodily harm, attempted bribery, violence against public employees and insult. And a £63'000 bar bill.
Next year he'd be better off going narrow boating or something.