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Looking nailed on. Bloody dreadful. Still. Six points.

This is true. Touché.

Oops. Well. I did post that in the wee small hours after some cold drinks. Don't worry though. You'll be playing Fulham again soon enough.

The Palace saga is making this whole season worthwhile. Unfortunately we all know that they will luck out at some point and pick up a brilliant manager on the cheap or on the rebound and cobble together a magnificent run to escape what looks like another inevitable demotion. They can be truly...

Whereas you have won "jester of the year" on BBS 3 years running. I especially liked your "I wear a suit and have lots of friends" riff the other day. My sides are still aching and everything.

I'd be surly if I was manager of Southend. Mind you, he's got his pick of sunbed salons in the area.

Yeah. Parish looks like he doesn't clean his bell properly. Too busy doing his hair.

You're right Edna. I should have said if we appointed Ronald McDonald, Coco the Clown or Krusty as manager I'd still enjoy Jestermen and clown suit references hilarious. I can't think of any famous arsonists or rioters who shit on their own doorstep who we could feasibly choose to lead the team...

Well. Personally if we hired Gypsy Rose Lee as our manager I would still enjoy traveller and lucky heather jokes at Palace fans expense so am totally OK with massive hypocrisy.

On the other hand Maxxi Jazz is a Palace fan and that means I had to burn all my faithless albums on principle.

Those " friends" of yours...don't tell them you've got a job. They'll be round your gaff with crowbars.