I only thought of the second line there after I'd composed what I'd intended to be my full post.
It then dawned on me that VAR would then add a further element of farce to the whole thing.
It will be amusing to see him bang in a 95th minute winner against Burnley and run straight to Potter and give him the "baby crying" treatment.
How foolish he'll then look when the goal is ruled out by VAR.
Yeah, I thought exactly the same.
It's like me telling my son I don't need his help to play Fortnite, getting annihilated, then getting him involved and immediately winning a Battle Royale.