Apart from scoring a 90th minute winner at Smellhurst, nothing could put anyone in a good light on here.. :whistle:
Oh.. and definitely me, too big. Oh yes. Yes. That's me. Tripod, that's my nickname. :moo:
It must have something to do with the angle of penetration and the angle of the 'interior'.
I had one girlfriend who, whilst we were at it (every single time) sounded like a horse trotting through a bog..... We put it down to incompatible genitalia, laughed about it, then drifted apart (both...