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I think it was mentioning John Terry they probably found offensive....

Sorry Bozza. Cheers.

Good god no. He looks like the sort of chap who likes to be in control and I can't have that. As my girlfriend will testify.

Indeed. But she knew that the first time I asked her during sex if I could call her Terry.

Did like that one. You must have impressed him!

Glad you pointed that out. I thought you knew her for a minute!

Would do, but my girlfriend has never liked wearing a strap-on.

:lolol: I'm trying to delete them from my mind. Looked a bit like TV chef Atul Kochar, if you know who he is.

I did mention it to my girlfriend and she laughed when I said I didn't know what to do. She said "one, you're not gay and two, you have a girlfriend. Just tell him that". Of course, she's right, but I didn't have the heart to tell her that he was more interesting. i think she read it though in...

Because it's interesting.

Having been unable to get a ticket for the Palace game yesterday I decided to meet up with a friend in Brixton while it was progressing. After Murray's second goal I stopped following it on my phone and we concentrated on our beers and were deep in discussion about the Leveson enquiry. This...