Fella - whatever the outcome of this thread and your book - fair play - you ahve made me laugh louder and longer than I have in a long time.
I think there is a flaw you may not have considered or have considered and are deciding to ignore.
The bloke is a cock.
Not in a nasty way - just in a...
I think you are right. It will attract readers. As a first guess I reckon about 5.
ON that basis as long as you can shift the book at around £50,000 a copy you are on a right winner. Good Luck!!!!