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Crazy Carlos doing his aeroplane/truck impression.

Christ, there are enough Colin Robinsons on NSC already...

Coming back against Spurs? This season? Improbable?

Gotta love Van Hecke. Game's been stopped for about 10 seconds and the ref has signaled for the subs - cue Van Hecke taking a 'quick' free kick.

He has more than one mother? By the way, your an twatte.

And Dunk's celebratory cramp.

Bugger. What a guy, though. I'll miss him.

Phew. Fingers crossed for Milner....

Oh shit.

Even less positive that there are few mentions of his tactics. But, you know, nice guy, never moans, loves it when of the guys remembers one of the other guys' birthday...

Excellent repeated use of the word 'failed'. Very Trumpian.

Nice article but could have really done without the two mentions of J**n T***y.

I think the answer to that question is Deshaun Watson, Joe Flacco and Kenny Pickett.

It is quite possible to be both happy with the result and understanding of the fact that, if you have concerns about the direction of the team, this doesn't really change anything. You might be better off not feeling genuinely sorry for other fans or plaintively asking if you're even allowed to...

No worries - I sincerely hope you're right.

And with our injury record probably a good idea to knock out a few back up copies too.

Interesting that you choose to mock my intelligence when I thought the implication was quite clear that I expect us to have to sell the original.

If we want him playing three positions next season, I fear we'll have to clone him more than twice.