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  1. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Albion] Mitoma and Baleba up for PL goal of the season

    That's a shame. There are probably 100 players in the Premier League who can smack a ball that hard. It's special goal, but fairly common. How many could score a goal like Mitoma's?
  2. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Albion] Jan Paul van Hecke - contracted to June 2027

    The audio report is taking forever to compile, but this guy would be my pick of the bunch, mainly because he's pacey. Here is the section of the report on Mario Gila. He demonstrates high composure on the ball and shows a strong inclination to carry the ball out from the back, actively...
  3. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Albion] Jan Paul van Hecke - contracted to June 2027

    So these are the players we've been linked with (or signed in Boscagli's case.) I got Gemini to run a full report on the four of them. I'll give the hot takes first. Boscagli and Gila are ball playing CB's very much in the Lewis Dunk mold. Comuzzo and Coppola are warriors much like JPVH. Our...
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    [Albion] Tommy Watson - signed - contract to June 2029

    He looks like he's got pace and has obviously bulked up a bit this season, now starting to look like a bit of a unit and obviously knows how to finish. He'll do well on the wing for us, but may also have the presence to play as a no.9.
  5. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Albion] Olivier Boscagli

    Me too, but he played a blinder away to PSG.
  6. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Albion] Mats Wieffer SINGS on 5 year contract

    Yeah, the first report I got said Wieffer made a good initial start, so I went back and ask it to check its answers by using match ratings from sofascore.com as a reference. But that too could be subjective. It's safe to say though that Wieffer has definitely got better as the season progressed.
  7. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Albion] Mats Wieffer SINGS on 5 year contract

    I've used AI to run a report to find empirical evidence if more players struggle than don't when adapting to Brightons midfield role. As expected Wieffer has struggled but is in good company in doing so. Brighton Midfielders Initial Performance Report (2010–2025) Overview Analyzed match ratings...
  8. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Albion] Mats Wieffer SINGS on 5 year contract

    I doubt he's a permanent right back, he's too good a centre midfielder. I guess he's being used at right back, firstly because he's shown he can play there and we were a bit short in that position, but mainly to gain some confidence in a part of the field where his mistakes are less pivotal...
  9. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Football] Wenger proposes changes to the offside rule due to VAR

    I can see defences pushing right up into the opposition half, and slow defenders at this level becoming a thing of the past. The advantage given to attackers will be massive, so much so that it will probably lead to new and original formations.
  10. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Albion] Where in the world is Joao Pedro?

    That's a silly statement. Last season in the Premier league he played the same number of games as João Pedro and scored 11 non penalty goals and made 8 assists. Joao Pedro scored 5 non penalty goals and made 3 assists. This season he's played half the amount of minutes of João Pedro, and has...
  11. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Albion] Mats Wieffer SINGS on 5 year contract

    He's slowly building in confidence, and believing that he's good enough to play at this level. Here's a reminder of what a confident Matts Wieffer looks like and what we paid the big money for.
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    [Albion] Liam Delap - Man City

    Never say never. European football, PSR and João Pedros inability to play number 9 will all have some impact on ours, and other clubs need, appeal and ability to sign a player who has already put his career ahead of playing for a big club once already.
  13. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Food] Dubai Chocolate

    Just had some brought back as a gift, very underwhelming. Pistachio paste wrapped in chocolate that tasted like it came off of an own brand choc ice. Never trust chocolate bars from hot countries, there's a reason central and south Americans prefer to drink it and northern Europe is the...
  14. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Albion] Adingra

    Last season
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    [Albion] Palace resurgence

    Those odds look very generous. Yes City have only lost 3 games at home, but we've only lost 4 away. Plus our current form is rock solid, and City's is very much unpredictable. I have a feeling Mitoma will tear Rico Lewis to pieces and be backing an away win at 4/1.
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    [Albion] Dunky at the Darts

    And the Gaffer (Ally Pally Christmas 2023)
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    [Albion] Minteh

    TBF since the Nottingham match, his heatmaps are evidence that he is now playing far more defensively. This tactical tweak has made a big difference and is a massive credit to both Minteh and the manager.
  18. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Albion] Kaoru Mitoma

    Warning NSFW 16 minutes of pure filth.
  19. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Technology] HELP Skype phasing out, need auto-answer video...

    CHATGPT says this ... Jami is a free, open-source, and cross-platform communication tool that supports features like instant messaging, audio and video calls, and conferencing. Notably, Jami includes an automatic call answering feature, which could serve your needs effectively. Being...
  20. Johnny RoastBeef

    [Albion] Solly March, local lad and Premier League star, is f***ing brilliant

    Since his recovery he's played one under 21's match, a 10-0 win over Palace. And played a total of 73 minutes of first team football, scoring 1 goal and creating 1 assist.

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