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You should have insinuated, in no uncertain terms, that his mother was of questionable parentage and his father used to earn a crust by noshing off sailors underneath the pier. As for the lady, well, she's obviously a slaaaaaaag!

I've just bought my ticket but am considering returning it after this thread. Maybe some kind of banner will intimidate them?

This. Even if we have to nuke the site from orbit first.

I normally say "I just done a big shit, can I get an RT?" - one day somebody is going to retweet me...

Yeah, Airbourne is the Eastbourne one. Went over a couple of weeks ago and that Vulcan is tremendous! It's so big it looks like it's doing 5 mph and still staying aloft, and the noise from the reheat is enough to make you lose control of your bowels. Definitely worth a view if you get a chance...

Never even opened the Word Association thread ever. Seems brainless to me. Unlike, say, the Is This Groundhog Day thread where I must have several hundred posts, Most of them exactly the same

I predicted this draw. But not in any public forum. So I'm probably lying. Although I'm not.:moo:

It's the gift that keeps on giving!:moo:

Sorry Washie, you're a good sport!:thumbsup:

Sorry mate I didn't know you were on here.:blush:

Profile pic says it all really. What a tool. :facepalm: Incompatible Browser | Facebook

Fair point, but BODMAS (not a fan of that abbrev.) is pretty fundamental stuff and if we can't teach kids the basics at a young age what hope do we have for the future? It's just another case of dumbing down.

Aye, this. I can't remember what maths I was taught when I was twelve, because I'd already learnt it myself (being a bit of a nerd) so never paid any attention. But I can't believe they're teaching some "dunce maths" that will have to be unlearnt in a couple of years. What for? To make it...

Oh, it did.:cute: But why are all the cats in bags? Are they going to be thrown off the end of the pier? What was the number of the bus?

Are they cute girls?

Right, I'm hijacking this thread. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0M9YwYmp4

Great stuff guys!

*Gives looney a big hug* I love these threads and will be back to jump all over the next pedantry-related one. Have to get up early for work tomorrow though :censored: Nighty-nighty all :albion2:

As Martin from The Simpsons would say "Your very question is faulty". :dunce:

Oh my God. do you have an A Level in English? I bloody hope not, as you do not understand what constitutes a sentence. And your grasp of clauses (have you heard of them?) is probably just as weak. It's our own fault. I was never taught proper grammar in school, and nobody had ever heard of...