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You got her to talk to you?! Way to go man!

Cary Grant?

He would have worked it our eventually as he has finally learned how to use 'The Google'

A is for Albion... Give him some of those Mexican eggs, that’ll do the trick.

WTAF! I trust that nothing was sourced from West Hampstead Farmers’ Market.

Bruce Willis. Mrs. LK burns the TV guide if there are any Sandra Bullock movies in it. Sadly it’s a regular event, but the positive is that the garden benefits from a little extra ash.

Toast and Marmalade today. If you ask me tomorrow it will be Muesli. What did you have Sir?

Walk like an Egyptian?

Yes. Loved that show. Do you have a Margarita Pool ready?

Seven times less than Gene Wilder.

Stephen North.

Peter Smith. Was there a condition that he had to take the ball with him? If so, strike that from the records.

Insult to injury.

I think everyone started to accept the seriousness of the situation when all the toilet rolls got into their spaceship and left the planet. No loyalty from the toilet rolls. Like rats deserting a sinking ship...

Joan of Arc (Jeanne d'Arc)

These are a good point.

I’ve always understood that this is a parody account. I therefore TOTALLY get your message.

It would be much better to stock up on Welsh Cakes. They’re way better than hot cross buns.