What’s happened to Richie Reynolds? His stand-in is possibly the dullest stadium announcer I’ve ever heard.
Actually, perhaps he’s to blame for our recent abysmal results at home.
They're on the rise this Christmas:
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/dec/20/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find
You have been warned.
We have a large aluminium conservatory which needs to be dismantled and removed prior to a new brick extension being built.
Can NSC recommend a firm based on a positive prior experience? We're in Brighton, near to Varndean College.
And if anyone wants it free of charge, I'm happy to provide...
If anyone is considering seeing Dear England at the National Theatre, I highly recommend it (having watched this evening's performance).
Yes, it's about Gareth from Crawley, with his indelible Palace connection. But it's very enjoyable nonetheless.
To the tune of 'Rio' by Duran Duran:
His name's Enciso and I hope you understand,
He's South American, and his balls are very grande*,
And when he scores, they're the best goals in the land,
Oh Julio, Julio, dance in front of the North Stand.
*grande = big in Spanish
Might need work.
Oh, what a night,
At the Amex in May '23,
Scoring a late, late penalty,
Against United, revenge for Wem-b-ley
Oh, what a moment, what a night
[to the tune of Frankie Valli's 'December, 1963 (oh, what night)]
Might need work.
Our kitchen tap has a pull-out hose. This has developed a leak and needs replacing. Ordinarily this would be a "5 minute job" (or possibly 15), but I'm having difficulty loosening the connection under the sink due to the proximity of the pipework. I'm not competent or confident enough to...
Can Lawro's miserable persona be traced back to the time when Robin Friday crimped off a length into his kit bag in the Goldstone changing rooms?
The Londoner returned to the team for the away match at Brighton & Hove Albion on 29 October 1977, with Cardiff once again in the relegation zone, in...
Great interview with Johnny Marr:
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/oct/29/johnny-marr-the-smiths-morrissey-simon-hattenstone
I wasn't previously aware that The Smiths almost reformed in 2008. Well I Wonder if it will ever happen*?
*presumably a new drummer will be needed, as I can't...