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  1. Mellotron

    [Albion] Palace, Brighton, 8th, Europe, Man City - a potentially interesting/horrific/brilliant situation

    So, do I have this right? If Palace win the FA Cup, they get Europa League and it effectively knocks 8th out of European reckoning and kills our dream. However, if Man City get a points deduction (@El Presidente - are we ACTUALLY expecting this prior to season end, and to be applied to this...
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    [Albion] The Battle for 8th, and whether it means Europe or not

    Thought it would be good to have a thread to keep track of this, but also if one of you EGGHEADS could please explain to a THICKET like me what needs to happen from this point on to mean that finishing 8th might actually = BHA visiting the likes of Paphos, Celje and Bialystok. Many thankings...
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    [TV] Adolescence - Netflix 4 part drama written by and starring Stephen Graham

    Getting rave reviews, and I felt it worth it's own thread as a recommend. Hard-hitting look at rising disaffection and violence amongst young men in the West, and the dangers social media and tossers like Andrew Tate pose to young impressionable males. BBC - Adolescence creators want show...
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    [Albion] Man City AWAY - 15.03.25 - Would you take a draw now?

    In 7 Prem games at the Etihad, we've never won even a single point; 23/24 L 2-1 22/23 L 3-1 21/22 L 3-0 20/21 L 1-0 19/20 L 4-0 18/19 L 2-0 17/18 L 3-1 So, with it being the last game before a two week breather...would you?
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    [Albion] You Need SEVEN - 2025 edition

    Come on then, it's been a while since we've discussed Tony Adams' philosophy; "A teams' not a team until you have at least 7 players prepared to fight the opposition in the tunnel." Who are our seven that we could count on if it all kicked off at half time? Veltman - obviously Van Hecke Joao...
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    [News] Andrew Tate

    Seems the net might be finally closing in around a truly vile human being. Currently under house arrest in Romania for Human Trafficking, now being accused of rape and strangulation, with evidence of pretty vile texts sent by him to the women. Social Media Influencer Andrew Tate, Under House...
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    [Football] Road to World Cup 2026 - Official Thread

    Fine, I'll get it going then. Interim England Manager Lee Carsley names his England Squad for the 2 Nations League games against Republic of Ireland and Finland today. Squad here; I'm curious if anyone here is planning on attending any of this appropriately SUPER SIZE World Cup - 4 games a...
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    [Football] Help buying football tickets for Newcastle fan

    Sorry if this is a bit niche or mumsnet, but this place is such a fountain for so many things that - even though it’s a BHAFC message board - it seemed the obvious first place to look. My brother in law is a Newcastle fan. He’s also someone who has been through some very tough times recently...
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    [Albion] Why do we keep announcing new signings in the middle of the night?

    Just that question really. Doesn’t seem a coincidence now. Is it somehow to benefit foreign markets? I don’t get it. Love from a rapidly aging confused man.
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    [Technology] Audiobook-only media player for child's bedtime

    Sorry this is a bit Mumsnet, but any help gratefully received. Our 6 year old has always been really bad at settling himself to sleep, but we think we might've just cracked it. Currently using audible on my phone to play him stories (with a sleep timer). Obviously it's not ideal for it to...
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    [Football] Brighton @ Euro 2024

    Confirmed Pascal Gross Deniz Undav Bart Verbruggen Expected Billy Gilmour Rumoured Lewis Dunk Jakub Moder(?) Who else?
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    [Football] New Kits Thread - 24-25 Season

    One of my favourite annual threads - all about footballers annual threads. Arsenal have gone pretty early. I like it.
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    [Albion] Paul Barber - “By 2031 I won’t be here.” Official BHAFC Podcast

    Interesting - a slip or genuine? Maybe I missed something but I know he’s just committed to the club until 2030, has he confirmed that he will be leaving for definite at that point? As on the pod he referred to potential future plans and paraphrasing a little but he was talking about how if we...
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    [Travel] Day out in London with 6 and 2 year old

    Considering it for tomorrow. Anyone taken small children to London for the day in recent years? Advice? Tips? Reasons not to do it? Reasons TO do it? Was thinking we’d go Science Museum, maybe a bit of sightseeing - the 6 year old is very interested in going. Not got a HUUUGE budget. Any...
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    [TV] US Comedy Cup 24 - Quarter Final TWO - Police Squad! vs South Park

    USCC24 Group Stage Draw USCC24 Group A USCC24 Group B USCC24 Group C USCC24 Group D The United States Comedy Cup 2024 === Quarter Final TWO === A show for childish idiots - and South Park. Police Squad! - 1982, 6 episodes Leslie Nielsen is an absolute comedy genius. Great fun. The...
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    [TV] US Comedy Cup 24 - Quarter Final ONE - The Simpsons vs Curb Your Enthusiasm

    USCC24 Group Stage Draw USCC24 Group A USCC24 Group B USCC24 Group C USCC24 Group D The United States Comedy Cup 2024 === Quarter Final ONE === In case you needed any further proof that I do NOT rig these...sorry Larry, you bald asshole. The Simpsons - 1989- , 762 episodes An absolute...
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    [Albion] The Europa League 23-24 Round of 16 Draw OFFICIAL THREAD

    Couldn't actually see one in amongst all the adjacent threads so here goes. UEFA.com - Europa League R16 Draw Live link to UEFA's YouTube Channel for the draw HERE; Conditions of the draw The draw respects the following principles, in accordance with Paragraphs 13.09 and 18.02 of the...
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    [TV] US Comedy Cup 24 - Group D

    USCC24 Group Stage Draw USCC24 Group A USCC24 Group B USCC24 Group C The United States Comedy Cup 2024 === Group D === Let's wrap up the groups. I find this an intriguing one. Two shows from the same team, and a popular if probably slightly marmite cartoon. And Cheers, which will bring out...
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    [TV] US Comedy Cup 24 - Group C

    USCC24 Group Stage Draw USCC24 Group A USCC24 Group B The United States Comedy Cup 2024 === Group C === Group C features one show that is a personal favourite of mine, another show I think is horrendously shit, and two others. You'll probably be able to figure it out. Arrested...
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    [Music] Poll about a Poll - The Great American Band 2024

    I enjoy running polls. I am however aware that they might annoy some, when I do run them I try not to have more than 2-4 threads running at once, so as not to clutter up the board. I really like the idea of doing a 32 competitors, The Great American Band 2024 competition. R.E.M. vs Talking...

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