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One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them with his mouth. In the middle of catching a peanut, his wife asked him a question. As he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear. He tried and tried to dig the peanut out...

BBC SPORT | Rugby League | Crusaders & Salford win licences Crusaders & Salford win licences Celtic Crusaders and Salford City Reds will play in Super League next season but Widnes have missed out. Crusaders and Salford join the existing 12 clubs in the expanded 14-team Super League, which...

Surely Chris Ilewumo is now the worst ever player to cost in excess of a £1m signing-on fee from these shores?

...but I wish we had someone as "boring" as him playing for England. England 158/6 - absolutely FEEBLE. And why is that whenever the going gets tough, Pieterson seems to go missing. If he was a soccerball player, they'd call him a LUXURY player. :nono:

Happy days. :) dK3BBjfwdM0 :clap: :clap: :clap:

What is the point of that forum? (...when the nazi mods simply delete the ones from the main board when they choose)

When this case first came to light, I must admit I had a degree of sympathy for her. He was on the verge of becoming bankrupt and I can imagine that people do become very desperate in such situations. However what is pissing me off is that this woman is doing everything and anything she can do...

You can pay up to £40 a month to get a million channels these days, yet I swear TV was far more watchable back in the days we only had 3 or 4 channels to choose from. The only aspect of TV that has improved over the past 15 years IMO is that you can now pay to watch live sport whereas it was...

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I'm nominating these: :drool: :tosser: :thumbsup:

He's losing easily against a genuine top ten player so the question is, what "injury" is he going to blame? I'll go with big toe. Cheerio Andy you golly haired scotch plum. :wave:

...the SCOTCH kid gets knocked out of Wimbers. You heard it here first.

Wave here if you used to CHUCKLE on those occasions when it got vandalised by "mentally ill youths"* :bigwave: * (c) Percy Thrower.

I'm struggling to think of a more SHIT hosting team in any major tournament. They scored one goal, and that was a VERY dodgy penalty. They huffed and puffed but created bugger all except for the first 20 minutes against Poland. Very very poor.

Anyone on here looked into buying one? Quite honestly, most of our driving is done locally and with fuel prices now sky high and road tax incentives in place for greener alternatives, it is now quite tempting to buy a leccy car and hire a regular fuelled car for longer journeys. Has anyone...

I presume one or two of you use it already: My Voucher Codes - Free Voucher Codes, Discount Codes, Promotional Codes and Money Off Coupons How cool is that? You want to buy anything on-line, then this little puppy gives you a list of any valid discount codes. :)

Here he is commentating on a MEDLEY of Blackpool goals. This is QUALLA: :D aJC7PJdaWG0

Roll call. :clap2: I'm sorely tempted to take my 6 year old down. Are there any tix left?

Anyone else quite like it?

Nice to see full houses everywhere. Austria were absolutely shit, Switzerland were much better and deserved a draw against the Czechs in probably the most DULL encounter of the tournament. Portugal and Germany both look very tidy sides and Italy-Holland should be QUALLA tonight.