Courtesy of today's Popbitch...
Usain Bolt goes to the clubhouse in Augusta and asks to become a member. The secretary says: "I'm sorry, Sir, we can't accept you here but there's a multi-racial club 10 minutes down the road."He replies: "But I'm Usain Bolt!""Ok. Five minutes down the road".
Just had this drop into me inbox. Rooms are for the Autumn but deal maybe of use to somebody, even pre-fixtures?
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Certainly in the Tap afterwards, everybody else seems to have been too busy having a slash or buying a ratburger to have witnessed during half-time:
a) REMF presentations in the centre circle :clap:
b) Jim McNulty being presented in the centre circle :clap:
c) BHA (Big Healthy Appetite) bloke...
All me Aussie mates on Facebook have started banging on about what they are going to be spending their 'stimulus $$' on. Seemed a bit puzzling to me, so I asked them what all that was about. Turns out Aussie taxpayers earning less than $100,000 are receiving a one-off bonus of up to $900, as...
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There's a thread on NSC inviting kit sponsors to the Kit Sponsorship Dinner 2009 on 27th April. At the same time, I'm a member of a small syndicate sponsoring FDM's home kit, and we've been invited to the Kit Sponsorship Dinner on 20th April. I'd be grateful if you could please confirm which...
1. Ball hoofed WAY into the woods behind Block J by Southend player. Much shouting of 'Now go and get it!' He never did. Probably still there :lol:
2. Ball hoofed FIERCELY into the North Stand circa Block Q. Must have given somebody one almightly clout cos it then richoted at great velocity...
bet365.com have the Albion win down as 19/4.
Also Owusu first or last goal @ 10/1 or to score anytime @ 3/1.
And if you fancy the Albion to win 1-0 with Owusu scoring the goal, then that pays out 70/1.
Stranger things have happened :ascarf:
Britain's Andy Murray claimed his third successive victory over world number one Rafael Nadal to win the World Tennis Tournament in Rotterdam.
The 21-year-old Scot came through 6-3 4-6 6-0 in one hour 51 minutes to win the 10th title of his career.
Nadal was struggling with a knee injury in...
... some criminally dangerous driving in Tongdean Lane immediately after the game. Details are here:
Psycho in BMW (Reg. T1 BUB) @ Withdean After Game - Needs Done For Reckless Driving - North Stand Chat
Ginger haired steward manning the barricade that the car all but smashed through at the...
Was coming down through the tunnel right after the game, and there was a BMW reg. T1 BUB absolutely flying out of the little court thing on the right just past the tunnel. C unt wasn't stopping for anyone. Roared out into Tongdean Lane, and the dimwit stewards at the barrier almost leapt aside...
... and his team for getting the pitch into an excellent condition, bearing in mind the rains of near BIBLICAL proportions of the previous 36 hours.
Oh, and the turnstile area was dry as a bone also. Nice one! :thumbsup:
... can the club please provide some wooden planks underfoot at the turnstiles for the fans in the South Stand to walk on. It's not much fun presenting your ticket at the turnstiles when your footwear is three inches deep and the water is four inches deep. Thanks.
Board grinding to a halt. Looks like it's over to brightonfans.com for much of today to catch up on the latest transfer window news, while simultaneously trying to avoid reading any of London Irish's gibberish. Oh well :annoyed: