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She said to me recently that I was……..::::… , “A borderline alcoholic “ I soon corrected her on that one. Nothing borderline about it…

I reckon it’s both that condoms are now made from a newer thinner stronger material and more men are sterile because of what the government are putting in the water .

You did the right thing. No guilt….

Coffee in a glass is so 1970’s Wimpy bar.

Oh just remembered…… when I get a receipt in the mornings from the merchants aid really rather they didn’t fold the bigger ones for me. I have 500 in my drawer ready for tax returns shit and they are neatly folded. Mayhem everywhere else but my dust sheet folding is also quite exact

I have to put my pint bang in the middle of the beer mat whether round or square.

Dave took us and the families through the stunning drive through Khayelitsha… I got out on the beach road to go and chat with some fishermen…. He screamed.

That’s very good advice until you feel threatened…. Probably a firm grip round their throat would suffice though

There is sometimes an excellent reason to give someone a clip. Whether this was it we’ll find out sure enough. Lot to lose

😂😂😂

SHUT YOUR f***ing MOUTH ABOUT ANGER MANAGEMENT YOU OLD ****

Maybe the stalker went too far ?

Is there an actual psychological name for these people. We don't have anywhere near as many amongst us

Does a wet spoon f*** things up ?

I constantly line horizontal things up. They very rarely line up perfectly but when they do I get a sense of satisfaction ( probably to do with my job)

I’ve just realised I cannot watch tv for long without checking what the volume number is. I have to always then set it to an even number.

O’Reilly.

If I could just get out of a chair without groaning

Let’s just hope we can contain Dougan and Curran… 30k cheering us on.

I have just one word Dark Star