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    Why can't woman just pay for stuff and f*** off?

    Her "Aren't you going to turn the TV off - I'm ready" Me "OK" *turns off TV* Her *goes to toilet* *puts finishing touches to make-up* *checks bum size in mirror* *looks for keys in bag* "have you got money, because I forgot to go to the cashpoint today?" *check again for keys* *checks bum...
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    Look at your miserable lives

    I've edited your recipe Edna to something that he might understand -it seemed a little too complicated.....
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    oh lord
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    if we fail to beat Lutom tommorow what will you do

    ...except I'll be in Cannes.
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    if we fail to beat Lutom tommorow what will you do

    I will run on the pitch and give the players a hug and a cuddle, obviously.
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    Bands You Saw Before They Were Really Famous

    I (along with about 12 others) saw the Jam supporting Little Bob Storey (French punk band) at Crawley Town Hall - I was very impressed. Dire Straits at Nelson's Club (at Plough Lane, ex home of Wimbledon FC). Probably a few others also, but it can take a while to dig the memories up.
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    bands that should have had much more success

    My vote is for The Delgados - The Great Eastern and Universal Audio are both albums I listen to regularly and enjoy from beginning to end.
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    DK has got his cheque book out!

    couldn't you just have pasted Hiney's head in?
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    I am turning into my parents ........

    Well at least you can read the paper now you've found them. :thumbsup: I get more and more like my parents every day. It is not really what I aspired to I must say. Now, what did I come upstairs for?
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    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

    Cable channel Living (my wife was watching it actually) are using it to promote their programmes, and it's on the ASDA ad, which seemed to be the ONLY advertiser on Living, and at points last night it was on THREE times in one commercial break. Times that by about eleventy-six ad breaks every...
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    Who is the weirdest person you've been told you look like.

    Richie - I've only ever seen a photo of you (leaning on a postbox I think *snigger*) but yes I can see the Manfred Mann thing:
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    There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?

    It's here: My seagull in a chimney - North Stand Chat
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    There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?

    now this could be good. do you have a camera or phone with a camera. reminds me of my seagull in a chimney experience.... oh - I don't have any constructive ideas. I'm not much use I'm afraid.
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    Unsuitable Wedding Songs

    I had 'Band of Gold' at my (first) wedding...
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    The NSC 2009 Calender

    May BHA Express and everyone's mum
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    Does anyone here understand central heating systems?

    This happened to me - no discernable leak. I called the experts in. Apparently my flange had perished :(

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