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My mate was bitten by a micky, he was fine apart from eating lots of cheese,sniffing skirting boards and now when he goes to the zoe he feels a need to scare the elephants. He never used to be scared of cats like he is now either. :)

Apocolypse now. The air cav attacking the village to Wagner & naphaming the treeline. Touching,truely touching. SMELLS LIKE VICTORY. :cheers:

I still thought it was for stiring the tea with at 13. :shrug:

Maybe when he's won the champions league with us and all of the other cups and titles. More than once. :thumbsup:

nah! You win nothing with kids. :)

She is a foxy lady. prob young enougth to be my daughter though. 10pm tonight.? great. i love the smell of napharm in the morning.

suzzanna would look sexy dressed in a sack. as well as in the sack.

bagsy 2nd. :blush:

Not even in the same league as Suzanna reid.

Shoot at will. "Which one is Will sir.?" :lol:

You were lucky. i would have loved to have been told to f*** off by one of my own fans instead of the mrs and i walking back to the ment to be secure car park at the cricket ground being called cheats,scum,wanker,southern slag, shit etc etc and then finding two of my tyres had been let...

Just go into the away end and have a pint at the final whistle. you are allowed.

1994 i tipped half a bottle of wine away and filled the bottle back up with shrooms untill it overflowed and put the lid back on and left it for about a month. I then had a small glass of the putrid stuff trying my hardest not to throw up and keep it down. never again,i was curlled up in a ball...

He wasn't gay he just loved cock. :safeway:

Jeremy kyle for giving retards air time and then ripping the p_ss out of them and them for letting him. massive slap,all of them. :thumbsup:

" Don't tell him pike." Dads army. :D

Shit only 38 percent and i thought i was so british i was anglo saxon.

56 good fun.:shootself

If there is a hell i hope that steriod pumped up prick moat is in it being tormented to fxxk. He deserves nothing else. I can't believe some people actually looked up to the div. :nono:

Not being allowed to murder someone who lets their dog dump in a public place and not clear it up. We should have snipers on tall buildings taking them out. it'll soon stop. :angry: