Hawkins? What the f***? Shut up you stupid "yoof" you know nothing, hawkins is f***ing shit. Worst player i have ever seen. You need your heads examined.
Why is this man in the dugout every week? I thought he was the reserve team coach? What's he doing in there coaching the first team for?! He's non league standard, our club is going nowhere with him involved. Everyone knows it. Bloom just doesn't. Yet.
Erm, i suppose you are about 50. When you mean "we" go and fight you mean young men like me... I don't think i'd like to go out and die thankyou very much.
While that may be true, he is still a LEGEND. How many sunday league standard players do you see playing in the third tier of English football?! For that reason alone he is amazing.
Let's put it this way.
Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office.
What i am trying to say is:
Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the...