My other half was babysitting at a clients house one night and she wanted to make a hot chocolate. So she decided to boil the MILK in the kettle:facepalm:
She then proceeded to spend the next three house trying to scrub the chard remains off from the bottom of the kettle.
She returned 4 weeks...
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10940605/brentford-star-jota-out-of-aldershot-friendly-with-premier-league-bid-imminent
Maybe some truth in it?
According to the telegraph we are still chasing snodgrass...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/06/brighton-sunderland-chase-west-hams-8m-robert-snodgrass/