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What is an Ironing? ???

16-25 (premier league ready) i am 21 so i also used to get soaked at the withdean :ascarf:

cash

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Are we interested in signing a striker then?

:lolol::laugh:

Can't burn a flag but they can burn their own town :tosser:

NO BEER, this is a massive problem:wink: But in fairness that was my only complaint

Sounds like a title to a horror film :ohmy:

I would love it if we could sign a goalkeeper that could catch a football... In the last three games he's played in he has either near enough thrown the ball into the goal or fumbled it into their strikers. For me it's £5 million down the pan. Either give maenpaa a go or try and recruit...

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I was actually very close to Barcelona! :lolol:

I came out of a club in Spain in the early hours and was approached by a girl offering me "really good sex" whilst trying to usher me down a dark alley. A dark alley with a group of blokes stood down the other end. I declined her offer of "really good sex" and headed to my hotel with all my...

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I'd advise getting all your jabs done prior and after the game

At least 5 hopefully more :drink:

the blokes a legend

chip

I'm a poet and i didn't even know it

I'd suck farts from her A**hole :O