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  1. Dick Swiveller

    [Misc] Joke Du Jour

    These stories are never as black and white as they seem. They are sometimes designed to bamboo-zle us.
  2. Dick Swiveller

    [Humour] Joke du jour

    Always nice to hear a good news story. Hopefully the owners of the machine will add precautions such as an auto stop function. BTW, next time you see the guy, point out that his recovery sounds like a play on words. It almost sounds as if he was re-covered in the way sofas and chairs can be. It...
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    [Albion] England U21 v Portugal U21 (24/3/25 7.45pm on YouTube - possible Jack H?)

    Nice to see the manager is Game For A Laugh. I might join in and see if he is watching me, watching you.
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    [Football] Reading training ground up for sale...

    Must have been another thread I did my "Only the good Dai Yongge" gag.
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    [Humour] Appropriate What3words

    BTW, any suggestion that when asked to set a password for someone with a Russian sounding name, I chose a What3words from the spire of Salisbury Cathedral, are slanderous and should be referred to my solicitor.
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    [Humour] Appropriate What3words

    We have been asked to use What3words for setting passwords at work so I am used to randomly clicking somewhere to generate a secure password. But today, I decided to have a click around the Amex. These are all genuinely Amex stand locations. I love how easy it is to click randomly and see...
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    [Albion] Wilson Odobert

    Remind me. Which one is he again?
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    [Help] Can anyone recommend a good hoover?

    Fair few mood hoovers on here to choose from
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    [News] Should the United Kingdom Give Back the Elgin Marbles?

    Needs to play them for it. But too many regional rules so need them sorting ahead of time. Do Red, White and Blues need hitting twice? Can you use the big ones? Are we playing drainsies? Are we playing for keepsies or quitsies? Don't think we should allow steelies.
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    [Technology] Wagwan?

    Nah - it is the co-ordinated antique thieves from Rye.
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    [Football] Christian Eriksen would you ?

    I doubt the mood has changed since this. https://www.northstandchat.com/threads/christian-eriksen.412116/
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    [Football] Dan Burn and Newcastle Media Wankfest

    It's the cup we went out of as our reserves weren't as good as Liverpool's reserves. Yes, we would milk it for all it was worth if it were us and rightly so - you have won a major trophy for the first time in however long. But I agree the media have gone over the top because of their "great...
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    [Albion] New fan zone - "The Terrace" [Opening 29/03/25 currently]

    An evening with Craig? That is a bit niche for Brighton fans.
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    [Albion] MOTD

    Also, that video answers the Mo-pay, Mo-pie argument. It is pronounced shithouse. (Actually Mo-pay)
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    [Albion] MOTD

    Such is NSC that there would be some on here that don't believe this guy but it should be beyond dispute.
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    [Albion] MOTD

    You mean, we didn't have a guest appearance from Scott Minto yesterday?
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    [Albion] Ronald does City

    With special guest star, "Teeth From Temu"
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    [Help] Question for those who changed their lap tops.

    £84.99 a year if you want the Office apps for 1 person or a more sensible £104.99 for a family account. But if you don't mind buying an under the counter VLM key then you get get the actual software for much, much cheaper. Even cheaper if you don't mind jumping through the hoops of telephone...

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