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Dick-splash. As in "He's a dick-splash"

Hello everyone. My name is Algernon and Ive been a self-bagger for at least 5 years now.

Mr Loverman

He gets paid ££££££££££££££££££. He could've let it smack him in the face from 3 yards out and I reckon it would've gone in. Shocking.

Not aimed at you. Just look at what you've written and appreciate how completely funking disgusting and bonkers football and it's finances are. A couple of blokes who can maybe kick a ball around every so often. Even if they'd been playing regularly it would be obscene, only less so of course...

Transfer or holiday?

A most blatant case of hanging your leg out to bring contact and he's injured himself. Useless ref for falling for it. Dumb Julio also

The sky. Needs Hiney. I'm at work, can't Hiney at work.

Group are advised by their management that any publicity is good publicity. A few edgy poorly-researched soundbites ensue and outrage some. Either have an intelligent discussion which political soundbites aren't going to get you cancelled or come out with whatever you fancy, have the courage of...

Look at that happy little face. Good man Carlos, thank you.

Triple Agent Trump. I wouldn't believe a word he says.

It was like watching an action movie with mainly z list actors.

FFS Fab out.

Bowen sent that In there not expecting it to get past 5 defenders...... But

Do you have a jet plane or a super yacht?

I guess it's never too early for some slightly squiffy enthusiasm. We're going to peel them with our metal knives then smash 'em.

This thread. How could you? Why would you? I don't even eat vegetables.

We haven't got big balls. 3-0 or 3-1 to Wet Stam unfortunately, but I really hope not.

D'you know, you're absolutely right. It was a poor attempt at humour considering all of your points. NSC deserves much better. I'll leave it up as a reminder of the kind of thing not to post.

Process faker and pen taker. Brings a tear to my eye. What a lovely thoughtful gift, you can be 100% sure your daughter loves you immensely. Looks to be a "slimming fit" t shirt with that central vertical panel.