Well I for one am OUTRAGED.
Wayne Bridge is my favourite player, and I was planning to have his initials vajazzled onto my clunker, but after seeing those pictures of him with that SLUT I will instead let my noo-noo grow, and it can end up like Terry Waite's allotment for all I care.
Mr...
Not ready for the Premiership? Poyeh lacks AMBITION, this wood never have hapened under Dean Wilkins (gush!). Instead of Wolves tomorrow we would have gone up as Champions last saeson and be chalenging for Europa, haveing stuffed Chelsea 5-0 (Savage (2), McFaul, Bertin, Kerry Dixon og).
Its all...
Well said, I have not trimmed my minkie since the last time we won as a protest and it is now looking like Terry Waite's allotment.
Mr bhadebenhams now won't go near my clopper and has taken to slipping me up the Gary Glitter to get his conjugal rights.
This would never have happened if Dean...
It's too late, we all know that Dick Knight is manipulating things since he sacked Dean Wilkins (SEVENTH IN LEAGUE ONE).
Set your Sat Navs for Braintree Town and Telford, Poyett will have us in the Blue Square before you can say 'overloaded midfield'.
Dick Knight is to blame. We would never have lost to Middlesboro yesterday if he had not sacked Dean Wilkins BECAUSE we would have been in the Premiership beating Chelsea 5-0 at Stamford Bridge (Bas Savage 2, Jonny Dixon 1, Shane McFaul 1, Osgood o.g.).
It is well known in certain circles at my...
Another Radio 1 DJ? Why don't they just close down the station? I never liked that DLT either, people with beards have something to hide, although it's often just their chin.
I'm just praying that no one comes forward with any tales or Terry Wogan sniffing convent girls' bicycle seats, or Ken...
I am shocked at the accusations about Jimmy Saville on ITV1 tonight at 9pm, but not surprised.
I never liked him in Bronski Beat or The Communards, always thought he was a wrong un, and guess what, I was right.
Pervert.
He knows THE TRUTH about Dick Tight, and that is why he was forced to leave, and why Dean Wilkins (SEVENTH!!!!!!!!) was sacked and given a gagging order.
It's very sad but I cannot believe that ITV News has had to cut the amount of time devoted to William and Kate's trip to the Far East on the 10pm show just because of this story.
Hats OFF to all who went but it was a piss poor turnout. Perhaps 6,000 had spent so much on their half and half Liverpool scarfs they could not afford a Hull ticket though?
I only bought it because I thought it was about the songs of Visage.
I was expecting the life story of Steve Strange (such a nice boy, until his spastic colon got the better of him during an episode of Tiswas and he accidentally soiled himself in front of Lenny Henry, by the way our Ada reckons...
We may have broken our transfer record three times this summer, have a £100 million stadium and a 100% record this season, but I still KNOW that anything over £5 to watch Sunderland next week is a disgrace, and no doubt will go into Dick Knight's pocket to build a new underground snooker room in...
You CAN have a dig at him because of sacking the bestest manager we have ever had (7th!!!!!!!!!!!) and who is so Brighton through and through he lost every match when caretaker of Southampton earlier this season.
That man will NEVER be forgotten by me for SACKING the bestest manager we've ever had in Dean Wilkins (SWOON!). I bet they BOTTLED it on the radio when it came to asking him what he did with the money from the '83 cup final. I know for a FACT that shortly after the money disappeared DK (BOO...
NEVER forgive, NEVER forget. If he had not SACKED Dean Wilkins (gusset moistens) we would be in the Champions League QF tomorrow night instead of Spurs, and would have TROUNCED Real Madrid 5-0 (McFaul, Savage (2), Jonny Dixon, Ronaldo O.G).
Tight out for EVER.
I am distraught, me and the girls on the tills at Aldi were talking about it all yesterday afternoon in our fag break. I was so worried I didn't sleep all night and I think it has brought on my spastic colon this morning, I'm very runny.