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No not Crystal Palace but the one person on here who you constantly battle with. The person who always seems to follow you around making comments on your earnest and sensible thoughts that you have taken the trouble to put down on here enlightening the masses. The person that YOU seem to spend...

I find poetry recited to a woman works everytime. This little ditty has never failed to get me a shag................. 'Roses are red, Violets are blue, I`ve got a knife, So get in the van.'

I would to like recommend Morrisons piccalilli with chilli. Lots of nice crunchy cauliflower in there as well.

£ 2 a month I`ve paying into Africa and they waste it on trumpets... typical

We haven`y had a navy since the days of Nelson... have we ? Which brings me to the story that Spike Milligan told when he went to visit the 'Victory' and saw the plaque on the floor that read, ''Nelson fell here'' to which he replied, ''I`m not surprised, I nearly tripped over the bloody thing''

and after his speech he quoted that famous Jew who covered his face in soot when he said ''You aint seen nothing yet'' as for PC well thats the mistaken belief that you can pick a turd up at the clean end.

Well there you have it folks. In true NSC fashion to the victors the plaudits and the recognition that Dark Star is truly nectar and the gift from the Gods whilst the dismal loser that is Harveys is the purile pissy ditchwater we all really knew it to be. I salute Dark Star................ The...

Not sure when a poll should be officially closed but may I suggest 6.00 pm tomorrow evening. Most regulars will have had a look in on here over the 4 days and we can see who comes out on top. I think a few of the Harveys big boys will come in tomorrow so its going to be mighty close. If Attila...

Right we have had the stand offs we have had the name calling but now its time to get down to the nitty gritty and nail your colours firmly to the mask in the final of the 'Best Brewery in Sussex' debate. Of course its between Dark Star and Harveys, the two big boys at the moment, the Chelsea...

Honestly there is nothing left for me in the UK for personal and business reasons and would leave the country without a second thought.

Why do people always have to start a new thread rather than contributing to an existing one ?

Oy.............. no names. The code of silence and all that. lol it was his cries of ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY that finished us off.

I know someone from Worthing who unscrewed the dartboard from the wall and shat on it at a BHA away game.

What with the girls due to dominate The Brit awards tonight I was wondering about just who are NSC favourite female singers of all time. Uk and international One of my all time faves is old Joan Armatradin. (extra points for singer/songwriters)

Cheers pav I think i`ve got it............... i think.:thumbsup:

so should I be submitting info for year ending 5 april 2009 now or in twelve months Auditor.

Do we have any Albion fans on here who has any idea of tax affairs and can give me a little advice. As a sole trader I have just put together books and info for business up to april 09 but the accontant I am using reckons that although he has just done a recent tax return for me its only info...

Disabled fan...................Likened to Davros. Nice one .

In the Stag opposite Victoria Station............... on our way to Highbury. It never got any better than this for me. Vncoh-yJ9nw Bang those glasses boys

I once shat myself when lifting one of the families suitcases onto the booking in conveyor belt at Durban airport. I had been very ill for a week before hand but had got passed that stage or so I thought. Luckily I was a late mover into the loose fitting boxer shorts club and so containment was...