Maybe she was sponsored by a waste company? I imagine she could have a tattoo the size of the North stand De Zerbi flag on her mammoth baps stating they are made from 100% recycled plastic.
It wasn't me either.
Those are a fair old set of lugholes.
I have massive ones myself and are actually quite mutton, have to wear hearing aids. Somebody was having a laugh when they put me together, two ears the size of the Lovell telescope and they don't bloody work.
Yeah, it will be someone who manages somewhere like the Eskimo Premier League or something like that. They will be experts at beating teams who fanny around at the back and we will have a season and a half of unexpected success until the other teams work out what we are doing.
How does a person shove something up their bollocks? I guess around half of the population don't have them so won't be concerned with this.
I am aware that bollocks get a bit more dangly and saggy as the years progress but even taking that into account, I can't work out how it can be done.
Also...
Definitely not. However I don't mind the cat coming in while I am sat contemplating life. Once the deed is done it is a cheap substitute for toilet roll as I found out through necessity during the Covid panic buying saga.
Sorry to hear that Jack, hope you recover and get to the game OK.
Cowardly fuckers, makes me so angry, I imagine they would wet themselves if they got a punch in the face.
And later on we will all be herded like cattle, have ID checked several times so we can sit in the ground and have...
We are planning on walking up as we are staying between the Vatican and the ground. No tips to share, sorry but were thinking of getting up there about 3 hours before KO to avoid queues and any bother.