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These are the scores on the doors Headlines Revenue £223m Up 6% 10th highest in PL Wages £146m Up 15% 13th in PL Average Weekly wage £65k, 13th in PL Amortisation £39m Up 20% 17th in PL Underlying Loss £34m up 120% 5th least worst in PL Player sale profit £110m Down 9% 3rd in PL Highest paid...

European Cumbath 28. A philosophical observation of the efficiency of working class tradesmen when dealing with solutions for underdressed housewives with a leaky washer in the bedroom en-suite. Good to see that the solution was gas tight too.

Was that due to your flatulence?

Why do you think migrants want to come to the UK? If you have a suggestion to address the problems caused by war, famine, disease, corruption and prejudice that are the main drivers of migration then I’m with you 100%

It’s no more fickle than any other local fan base. The issues are 1: The Albion are relatively new to having 31,000 watch them, so therefore there’s limited ‘excess’ demand. 2: Provincial rather than big city location 3: Despite Mitoma-mania not much of a tourist destination 4: Ongoing...

Including their families?

I’m from a migrant family, feel free to deport me. Sorry for taking your jobs etc

Is she a keeper?

Unless you’re a horse.

Bizarrely the queues for the train back to Lewes were the shortest I can remember.

It looks as if she planned to move from the acceptable face of racism under Reform & tweed wearing, public schoolboy multi millionaire financier Nigel Farage to the unacceptable face of racism under public schoolboy multi millionaire tweed wearing Rupert Lowe.

Given that they are anti-education I suspect not.

Perhaps Reform can convert the hotels that will not be used in their constituencies for asylum claimants into SMR’s? I’m sure none of their supporters will object.

Polio

Unless they are Ukranian…or white as Reform prefer to refer to them.

Rationing?

A chance to watch Brighton and Hove Albion play in Europe for only the second time in their history. Sign me up. I think it is unlkely, effectively 1.5 points behind Bournemouth due to goal difference but a good win next week could change things.

It did in Magaluf in 1986

If certain conditions are achieved the Albion could receive up to £58.4 million in add on fees from player sales in recent years. One of those conditions *could* be Liverpool winning the Premier League following the sale of Macca. If so some of the contingent asset could be heading south...

Meh, some got home to see the whole of Newsnight that evening, so who’s the LOSER now?