OK I just gotta ask city statues ???, come on who are you after for a statue now ? Quentin Crisp ?, Freddie Mercury ? why don't you just bung your back 4 on a plinth cos they are like statues most of the time
You seem well informed about Orpington, mind you a well informed seaweed generally means able to tie his shoelaces
OK Orpington is not fab but it might not suit all you seaweeds as you are more used to Gaywards Heath etc etc
OK teasing aside you make some good points about Selhurst to be...
OY thats a bit harsh about dear old Orpington, Its only cos its close to St Mary Cray but don't fear old seaweed's thats where we keep the Charlton fans (and where Lancing goes on holiday)