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28!! but I'm 23 really. bollocks. old before my time.

perhaps we should just gloss over this thread:smokin:

lucky you. hope you shook it well after the piss.

booze and birds. simple really.

Keeping a poo in for as long as possible so that it feels better upon exit.

Weird Science: Being able to scan pictures of different parts of ladies into my computer; thus generating my perfect woman who would them mysteriously appear in real life. Although I'd probably cock it up and end up with Perry Digweed with a pair of mishapen tits.

arsenal?

Leeds?

Could, quite possibly, be in E Block :smokin:

Isn't it bad to have cling film in direct contact with food when microwaving?

Macclesfield was gross. Remember me and my mates going down with the technicolor yawns the day after. Barnet had a similar result. Still want to know what's on Millwall's 'Match Day Special Tray'.

"66 (11 goals, all nice ones with my skin)"

Dogtanian?

'Peperami...it's a bit of an animal'

Revell's been class since he joined, didn't need to confirm it with that strike, but a cracker nonetheless!

crab lice

probably find a nice handbag to shit in

Michael JAckson sets his sights on older 'targets':smokin:

Therefore fat people should have to pay increased tax also?

Then why is the Birmingham Indoor Arena so called? Surely the Indoor bit is superfluous?