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    Think you've been to a lot of grounds!?

    Well think again! Have a look at this chap: www.groundhopping.de If you click on 'spielberichte' it lists all the games this loon has been to this year. He supplies photos of everygame and a write up (in German). If you click on 'stadionliste' you'll find a list of all the grounds he's been...
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    Nearest ground to your abode!?

    How about this for a nerdy site: http://www.hopewiser.com/cgi-bin/proximity.cgi You stick in your postcode and select football and it will tell you the ten nearest football league grounds to your abode. Strictly for nerds only but secretly you'll all love it!
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    Topolinos

    So the sacking of MM was conducted in Topolinos yesterday according to the Argus and then today we have huge headline splashed all across the front page of the aforementioned paper: 'dine for £5'. Make of that what you will.
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    Ooohhh Lanky Lanky!

    ........Came darn to London and they won F*uck all....Oooohhhh Lanky Lanky....
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    Top 5 World Cup pundits

    1) Adrian Chiles - has become my new hero over the last two weeks. To be a football fan, a capable host, intelligent and have a sense of humour is very good beans! 2) Gordon Strachan - knows his onions that lad. 3) Mad Martin O'Neil - just for comedy value really. 4) Gavin Peacock - done...
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    Friday Quiz

    I have it on good authority that Theo Walcott has been selected to play for England. Can you name the six previous players selected for England who's surname ends in a double 't'!?
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    Mark McGhee total genius!

    I've just been looking at our gaffers post matchual comments, part of which read thus: "To start the game like that was disappointing. "But the rest of the game we did nothing wrong. In fact we won it 1-0" Technically correct and I don't mind telling you this has got me thinking about past...
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    Europe

    Don't forget if we win the F.A. Cup we will be in Europe, so you might want to think about renewing your passports for next season if you haven't already done so. Remember no smiling on your passport photos.
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    Red wine

    I was there today and say what you like about SFC and Clive Woodwood but I can't help feeling that the later had a say in the sales of red wine within the confines of the stadium during the pre match and half time periods. Couple this up with a visit to ASDA near Soton station for more red wine...
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    George Best

    I've just stuck George Best by the Wedding Present on the old turntable - cracking album that one eh!?
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    Why you hate Palace in two words

    I'll go first.......Jim Cannon
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    Borussia Monchengladbach

    A couple of weeks ago some friends and I attended the game between Borussia Monchengladbach and Hamburg. We go to quite a few games in Germany but were astonished to find the fans of Monchengladbach so friendly and knowlegable about the Albion. We met in their newly built supporters clubhouse...
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    2006 World Cup in the bag!

    Jamie Redknapp believes his Southampton team-mate Peter Crouch is the man to lead England to the 2006 World Cup. Get the bunting out, it's as good as ours!
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    Brand new song!

    We sung this virtually all night in London yesterday so I thought I would bring it to your attention: (To the tune of 'I'm dreaming of a White Christmas') I'm dreaming of a Guy Butters, Just like the one at Upton Park, When the ball came over.... And Guy fell over..... And scored the fu*king...
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    Micky Adams about to resign!

    According to radio 5, press conference to take place shortly. A legend in my book!
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    Ninian Park next season!?

    Out of interest is there anyone who travelled to Cardiff on Sunday that would not go back to go to Ninian Park next season because of fears of trouble!? There must be some reason we take over a thousand to most away games yet some fans seem to have a mental block when it comes to Cardiff...

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