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Detroit Rock City? One of KISS's finest moments.

You're joking. Having to go to that shithole twice a season in the Championship (when Wimbledon were playing there as well) was bad enough, I can't imagine having to do it 23 times. I'm currently enjoying sitting top of the League as a Forest fan. I'm making the most of it as we tend to have...

Erm....... I'm not technically an Albion fan. :blush:

Sorry, I'd never heard of him before.

Cool. So I'm guessing that being him isn't a good thing. Does it change automatically, or am I doomed to be a crap Turk / German / Argentinian forever more?

.......is Federico Turienzo?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: If you are a british muslim terorist Thank you. I'm rather more adept with glib one-liners than any kind of sensible thought.

Re: Re: Re: Re: If you are a british muslim terorist You can't operate a puppet properly unless you've got your arm up its arse........

Re: Re: If you are a british muslim terorist Religious intolerance is not the exclusive preserve of Islam, Christianity has just done a slightly better job of dressing it up.

Re: Re: If you are a british muslim terorist Maggie wouldn't have stood for extremist behaviour. She'd have made pretty short work of that dimwit over the water as well; when she was in charge, the leader of America was firmly under her thumb.

If you go, take some cheap pads of paper and Bic biros. Give them to the kids when you're there, in the schools if they have paper and a pen they get to sit at the front of the class; otherwise they get to sit at the back with a slate and chalk which they have to return at the end of the day...

Yes, a few years ago, stayed at a resort about an hour south of Banjul. Beautiful place.

Ah yes, Halloween. Favoured holiday of the agoraphobic paedophile.

Even better, rumour has it that Gabriel will join up with them to headline Glastonbury.

I remember enjoying Matthew and Son very much when I was in my childhood. It was the trumpet bit that went "pa-pa-pa-pa-paaaaaaah-paaaaaaah-pa-pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa-pah" that really did it for me.

No nuke, used the oven. Nuke makes crust soggy, and that won't do.

Last night, succulent, moist pizza covered in lashings of cheese. This morning, having just reheated the remaining two slices, all the cheese seems to have disappeared, and been replaced by a thin, chewy membrane barely holding the pepperoni on. Why does this happen?

I saw Coxon last night, he was garbage. And I had to drink heavily to get through the pain caused by the inept sound engineer, which means I have a hangover and I'm properly grumpy today. And it's all bloody Coxon's fault, the useless vacuum of showmanship.

Should be safe from terrorists, though.

The art to making a smooth Cup-a-Soup is to put the contents of the sachet in the cup, then about third fill it with water. Use your spoon to mix vigorously until you have made a paste, then slowly pour the water in a bit at a time, stirring as you go, and thus making a Cup-a-Soup to the perfect...