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Mitoma has had no space to run into, rendering him ineffective, and we’ve got no threat down our right hand side. With no Wood etc I’d like to see Lamptey run at them and open up some room. Edit; if he was on the bench

Here you go.

“What(‘s) go(ing) on?” I believe it originates from wherever Tim Westwood thinks he’s from, circa 2003.

He parachuted in from the Enola Heterosexual and gave all the population of Hiroshima bone spurs.

Currently halfway across the Andromeda galaxy unfortunately.

Pervis Estupinian scored billions and billions of free kicks. The most free kicks in the history of our club. Some are saying the best club.

Trump is currently clearing his throat for his ‘we have always been at war with Europe. We have always been allies with Eastasia’ 1984 homage.

At this stage I just want to see the piss tapes before I’m blasted into oblivion. One last laugh at his orange chode will do me.

Would you want to survive for more than a week is the more appropriate question. Anyone that’s seen Threads knows the answer to that one.

Love that.

What a goal.

This game has no right to be this tense. Good game.

Ally McCoist calling that ‘a push’ is ridiculous. It was an open-handed punch.

Asthmatic, overweight and chronic back issues here but I would absolutely volunteer. Not sure what I’d contribute mind you. I make a decent instant coffee? Haven’t got any kids though, which would understandably be a big factor in other people’s decision making - before we start sending anyone...

This is it, in a nutshell. Putin’s said to Trump; help us end this on our terms and we’ll share the loot with you.

Grassy knolls across America must be licking their lips.

Massive Kleenex shortage over at the Kremlin right now, and not because they’ve been crying.