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  1. Mr Cleansheets

    [Politics] James Comey...prostitutes peed on Trump in Moscow!

    It took him 8 months to fix them...
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    [Albion] Which of our players are most likely to be targets of other clubs?

    Ryan (I understand) is a boyhood Arsenal fan, but he'd never go there while Wenger's in charge as Wenger loves tall players...especially keepers. So maybe the new Arsenal manager will want him...in a week's time.
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    [Misc] World's Hardest Creature XI: Nominations

    Any creature listed as endangered is clearly disqualified. No endangered creature is gonna drink ten pints then beat the tripes out of a lion in the carpark afterward and go home with the lioness! My vote goes to the crocodile. Grows to 8 metres, over a tonne of sharp toothed nastiness, calmly...
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    [Albion] Maty Ryan, what a keeper

    At the risk of sounding like a total wanker, I quote below my original post on this forum when the club was just talking about getting Mat Ryan in: First time poster from Oz here. If you get Maty Ryan be excited...be very, very excited. I've watched him since his debut for Central Coast...
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    [Football] World Cup Play-Offs.

    Hoping for Poland (or Russia) plus Peru and Tunisia, but going by Australia's usual Pot Luck it'll be Germany, Spain and Costa Rica.
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    [Football] Honduras away tickets

    The game was played on a sponge cake after mucho rain. Australia were weirdly robbed of a penalty but still should've won by at least two. Not getting an away goal is worrying but on a fast pitch in Sydney I expect us to win comfortably.
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    [Football] Honduras away tickets

    That was yonks ago. She'll be right...
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    [Football] Honduras away tickets

    Why not? Gotta underestimate someone...
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    [Football] Honduras away tickets

    Australia ranked 43 Honduras ranked 69 They have a nightmare journey to Sydney and will arrive 24 hours after Australia. They've leaked like sieves at the back during qualifying and won only a handful of games whereas Australia lost only once (away in Japan - which is a tough match). They'll...
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    [Football] Honduras away tickets

    Australia will flog Honduras. Maty could just hang his shirt from the crossbar and say if the ball hits that, it's no goal. 1 - 0 win away; 3 - 0 win in Sydney. If we can't achieve at least that we shouldn't be at the World Cup.
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    Matt Ryan and the international break

    I've long said it should the Sheilas, but do they listen to me? Do they bollox!
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    Goalkeepers and the forward flop

    Also, the GK has six seconds from the time he is deemed to have control of the ball. The flop is to try and give the impression he doesn't yet have control but technically he's using up his six seconds by flopping and risking an indirect.
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    Goalkeepers and the forward flop

    I couldn't be arsed looking up the rules but my understanding re shielding the ball is that it is legal as long as the shielder stays within ball playing distance. As soon as he goes beyond ball playing distance it becomes a technical foul.
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    Gooners Warned!

    I will NEVER understand homophobia. As a fairly average looking heterosexual man, my chances with the fairer sex would always have been somewhat lower without all the best looking blokes fancying each other. I actively encourage other men to be gay.
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    [Albion] Changes for Arsenal

    To get a point against Arsenal? Krul, Ryan, Maenpaa Bruno Duffy Dunk Suttner Stephens Hünemeier Pröpper Gross
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    [Albion] Maty Ryan. Discuss.

    Pleased to see he is starting to win people over. He really is a tremendous keeper but clearly needed to find his confidence in a new team, city, country, league. Not saying he's completely found his feet yet but today will have done wonders for his confidence.
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    How long before maenpaa is given a chance !!!

    You start bagging your own players after two games? You deserve what you get.
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    Are Hudds the next Leicester?

    Aaron Mooy continues to be excellent value in FF teams.
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    Whores.

    Whatever happened to random encounters with horny strangers like you read about in Penthouse Forum (presuming that's still going). Far more interesting than whore war stories. I do have such a story, although it ends disappointingly... When I was about 19, I walked up to the local pub which...
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    Whores.

    You can't take your wife in there! They'll charge you corkage...

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