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Hughton has announced that Greer will be captain again this season. Does this mean no CB signing is imminent? Shirley it's time for a change. Would like to see Kayal take over personally.

According to Brian Owen Dave has asked if he can come back to us. Apparently had a decent season with Lupo. Takes a mean spot kick and he did score more goals while here than our "hitmen" did last season.

Would have been a half decent utility sub IMHO. Can't imagine he would demand a high wage. Perhaps we've got better lined up?

Just got back from walking the hound round Buckingham Park. Could not believe the amount of dog sh!te left lying around the park, especially the grassy areas. Same situation at Steyning cricket field last night. So many irresponsible owners out there. Scoop the poop!

Diego Maradona has announced his intention to run for Fifa President. http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/165/9892237/diego-maradona-to-run-for-fifa-presidency-television-co-host-claims Apparently the Fifa restaurant is good. Other candidates may include Zico and Liberian FA...

Just got tickets for me and the small person £10/£5 - parking in Bennetts Field. Decided to sit with the Lewes Massif. Bit dissapointed only the ends of the west lower are being used. Who's going?

Was he Ed's achilles heel or would the result have been worse without his backing? PS - Congratulations Bozza.

In sensational and important news Russell Brand has just released a video on his YouTube series the Trews in which he urges people in England to vote Labour, in a huge departure from his previous stance that voting is a waste of time. He explains his change of heart because “the Conservative...

Congratulations on a successful season, with Bury getting auto promotion. 8 away wins on the spin. Yes I know he's probably not championship standard but I wish some of this seasons squad had his passion and commitment.

I'm feeling very guilty. My poor little Jack Russell had his gonads removed last Friday. Since then he has had to go about life with a lampshade over his head and has been a bit subdued. He obviously wants to attend to his delicate area and spins around in circles trying to reach his empty...

Would you vote UKIP for a sausage roll? A UKIP parliamentary candidate is to be questioned over allegations he tried to influence voters by giving away sausage rolls at a party event featuring snooker star Jimmy White. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-32234567

.....we'll be top of this division. Hughton's a good un. He seems to have more than a plan A. If he's given a decent chunk of cash to spend early enough in the summer I reckon he can and will deliver promotion.

Happy Valentines Day. How much were you mugged off for for a bunch of flowers or a heart shaped box of choccies.

The chili pie was first class. Anyone else find a few crumbs of comfort on a turd of an afternoon?

Hope they get a draw tonight and a money spinning replay at Old Trafford. The club is in debt but still runs a highly regarded centre of excellence. Their annual budget probably equates to a month's wages for Rooney.

Auntie Sergei told me at the end of November that baby Oleg was on his way from Meerkovo strapped in a booster seat in Postkat's van. His tracking device tells me that he has been spotted in Minsk, Prague, St Petersburg, Venice, Rome, Bologna and now eating snails in Paris. Is he being used as a...

As it's the season of goodwill maybe it's time to call a truce on all the Hyypia vitriol and player slagging. We've all expressed our feelings recently. Things are not good but the FANS can help. We all need to get behind the TEAM and start creating a WINNING atmosphere on Boxing Day. Let's have...

Is he the answer to the midfield problems. Will we still be running all over the place. Looks good on paper but will he cover the cracks.

Sorting out my drinks cupboard I've just found stuff from christmases past... Advocat Sherry Irish Cream L'esprit de Orange Some unidentifiable liquids probably from Lidl and right at the back a small Babycham. What festive drinks have you bought just because it's christmas?

Season's greetings. Time for a bit of photoshop fun....... I'm sure some of you can do better.