There isn't. My good friend Bill bought up all the available land to build his marvelous Focus DIY stores. The rest was sold at a phenomenal profit to other developers and superstore owners.
Jo and I would be delighted to offer you a room here in sunny Bath. The rate will only be £60 per night with a cooked breakfast.
However, if a better bid for the room comes along we may have to turf you out in the middle of the night.
Safeway
I was never signed on as another username beforehand on this thread! I had not been on NSC for quite some time. I signed on this morning after reading the imbecilic drivel you and you goons were ranting. Yes, I have visited NSP and I think you probably belong there.
Touched more than a raw nerve there then!
So Mr Crabtree and Mr Safeway, are you not also hiding behind a username and a PC Monitor?
BTW: I have never f***ed a prick, so you must be speaking from experience!
Rather than Pipe Up or up your pipe hole then?
You goons need a life - why not just go back to NSP and swear at each other some more, cos it obviously makes you feel grown up. You could even grab a crafty fag behind the bike sheds
I know you all think I am a bastard ... but I really would like a father's day card from someone
chiefly because I have never had a dad to give one too myself
I have just received a quite abusive Personal Message from someone who calls themselves "Biscuit".
So I thought to clear the air you could all register your abuse here on this thing you call a thread:
(By the Way: my solicitors have been put on stand-by)
I say folks, it has been drawn to my attention that many of you nameless and faceless so-called supporters have been writing some libellous and actionable things about me. The current stupid limerick competition is a case in point.
In addition there have been some overt threats to kill me and do...