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Hit them very hard with a very large hammer several times until they break. And then dispose of the body parts separately.

But I only ever use three of the programmes on my washing machine - the general mix, the quicker one, and and the even quicker one. Some of the programmes go on for THREE hours ffs - what the hell is it doing in that time?

Most of the contents of a flat in Wigan, including a double bed. Nobody saw anything........

He's not the only one with butterfingers this weekend... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/cde9jewd604o

That may have been true, but I'm not convinced it's positive or motivational, unless you regard a kick up the arse as being a positive way of motivating the idle, timewasting, snowflakey, lippy, ignorant, workshy sods.

I could never find the dressing room in the first place.

Mother's maiden name Name of first pet Father's middle name Favourite colour Address you lived at when you were 10

Me

If everyone is having such a great time, why are you wasting your time on here and not out enjoying yourself?

Somebody like THIS :hilton:

7 nil. but not sure to whom

Is this the same as Trump trying to take over Greenland?

See the various threads on dementia. Care home costs around here are c£1500 a week. So for all you out there boasting about what you will do in your retirement, make sure you stay healthy because if you become ill life can deteriorate very fast and your savings will disappear faster than you...

Sometime between elevenses and afternoon tea.

You still have to finance the loan and pay the debt charges from the revenue account (which is where the council tax receipts go to). And ultimately repay it.

Just thump it as far as you can down the middle and hope...

We win some. We lose some. We draw some.

No it isn't

Some people on here need to get a grip. :flounce::moo:

Are we going to be able to sell any of them to Chelsea for £60million each?