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Rangers, Celtic for me too.

I choose to be a STH because I get the seats I want to sit in, in the part of the stadium I want to be in, I have no problem with on the day tickets being cheaper than mine, if it will fill the stadium and create a better surrounding atmosphere then that's fine by me. The days have gone when you...

Alfriston, Beachy Head

I'll be ****ing, swearing on ****ing Saturday, if we ****ing well don't ****ing score one more ****ing goal more then the ****ing MK ****ing Dons for ****'s sake!!!. No i can't abide swearing myself.

I could win the smallest clit competition .

JESUS SAVES , but Bobby Zamora scores on the rebound.:goal:

I would like to think its true, English men at their best, bring it on you frenchies:lol:

Please correct me if I am wrong, but is this where the V sign originated?. The English archers used to give the V sign to indicate that they have got both of their bow fingers intact. Because when they were captured the two fingers were cut off?.

I'd rather have a bacon sarnie than have sex with a sparrow???

Pubsnooker.com I just can't stop playing it, there's snooker, pool, darts all sorts of combo's, any other fans of this site out there? if not log on to it and give it a go.

Middle class Buffoons, well that's a step up from the 70's when we were called gorillas and knuckle draggers:

Long may the spirit continue.

Just watched the highlights and the crowd noise was loud, but the thing that got me was that, we are top of the league going great guns so why so many empty seats?. I was at the game by the way, just in case you were wondering.

The way my luck is going at the moment, I've got more chance of p*ss*ng in the Queens handbag than winning the Lottery.

Just to let you know, if you are wondering where you are, you could be in Eastbourne and the curtains might be missing from downstairs.

If it does not go down David this instant, I'll wack it with this !

Mary had a little lamb, she kept it in a bucket, every time the lamb got out, her dog tried to ---- it.

Dick the dog, (wasn't my doing)

Oh yes, Tiger bread with butter.

Brilliant, that has made feel better about my size, off to have another pie now, byee