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Can I be the first to say that the fixtures are out on THURSDAY 10th JUNE Season kicks off on SATURDAY 7th AUGUST

Just in case we f*** up in the play-offs, who wants to be the crying fan that the cameras focus on at the end of the game? I've noticed that they fall into three main types. 1) Burly bloke in replica shirt manfully holding back tears whilst wiping eyes. Must have short, cropped hair. 2)Woman...

I'm Thierry Henry! by Echo reporter HIS top goalscoring namesake helped take Arsenal to triumph in this season's league championship. However, young Thierry Henry Hampshire is just as chuffed at the Gunners' unbeaten run at the top of the table. The 20-year-old changed his name by deed poll...

I hope these articles (purloined from the excellent Darlo Uncovered website) will provide a little insight into George Reynolds. Just in case anyone felt like feeling sorry for him. Former Chairman and 97% shareholder of Darlington Football Club, George Reynolds, has spent another day in court...

What clubs voted for us to be kicked out of the league back in 1997? The league took a vote after we didn't pay a loan to them, yet this whole Hereford re-run seems to have been airbrushed from history. I can remember being more nervous waiting for the results of that vote than during the build...

Welcome to Chesterfield! Welcome to the heartbeat of North Derbyshire! Situated between Sheffield and Nottingham, and nowhere near as good as either of them, lies the historic market town of Chesterfield. This bustling, go-getting town has everything you’d expect from a thriving market town. A...

A survey published yesterday found that 44 per cent of Cornwall's residents feel more Cornish than either English, British or European. This gives Cornwall the highest level of "local patriotism" in the land. The lowest was in Cambridgeshire, where only four per cent identified with county...

The Argus can today exclusively reveal the Albion’s plan B for a new stadium. In an amazing development the “Seagulls” are planning to build their new ground in OUTER SPACE! The “cosmic” stadium will be built on the newly discovered planet, Sedna. The new planet was first spotted on the 14th...

Hearts want to play a Scottish Premier League match in Australia next season. The SPL confirmed it is considering a proposal from the Edinburgh side to stage a match in Melbourne. Celtic have not confirmed they could be the Jambos' preferred opponents in the scheme to spread the gospel of...

Plymouth Argyle 02/03/2004 H Sheffield Wednesday 06/03/2004 A Notts County 13/03/2004 H Swindon Town 16/03/2004 H Peterborough United 20/03/2004 A Luton Town 27/03/2004 H Wrexham 03/04/2004 A Barnsley 10/04/2004 H Wycombe Wanderers 13/04/2004 A Bristol City 17/04/2004 A Oldham Athletic...

A big shout out to Blackpool for defeating Wednesday last night. Got nothing against the Owls but their defeat means we WILL be playing them on saturday 27th March. Should be a good turn out and hopefully we might have had news of Falmer by then. Let's hope it's a celebration!

After reading that Eastbourne's slogan is the amusingly ironic "the good life just got better", does anyone know any other town slogans in Sussex? The superb "Hove, A nice place for nice people" will take some beating i'm sure. Anyone want to try their hand at coming up with a few catchy and...

After reading that falmer resident/albion fan's thoughts in the Argus yesterday (and how my blood pressure rose) I decided to find out just what the alternative sites to Falmer are so the next time some GOON dribbles on giving it the Waterhall/Withdean/Albion haven't looked at all potential...

Soccer - indicates presence of American and/or someone with little to no interest in the game. Originally used by a toff in response to someone inquiring if they going to "rugger", another annoying word. People who use this word - Americans, Newspaper columnists writing articles on the moral...

First came “The Darkness” with their brand of “ironic” music. “Oh it’s ironic, it’s sending up the 80’s and Kiss and it’s so wittily done isn’t it?.” Well no it isn’t, Spinal Tap were funnier and they made better songs. “Working on a sex farm” vs “Thing called love”? That’s not even a contest...

Think my favourite was the 3-1 win over Palarse in 88. They were promoted at the end of that season, they had Wright and Bright up front. We struggled against relegation that season but we wiped the floor with the bastards that day. We'd thrashed Birmingham 4-0 the Saturday before so it made for...