Martin that is complete bollocks and you know it.
All teams have been told to change their name so that inter message board rivalry does not ruin peoples enjoyment of the football.
I am sorry that your team has a higher average post count than ours. I hope it doesn't give you an unfair...
Possible team (won't be exactly this because I have forgotten what position the four London people play in)
Pete Griffin
Fatboy GaryNelson ChapperSmurf Junior
BrightonBoy Sheebo Jonnyboylennon Beefy
MartinDavidCooper Albion Rob
Rowdey...
Name: Mathew Gurr
Age: 37
Occupation: Drinking girls drinks
Hobbies: Driving a girls car,
Skills: Looks like Jonny from big brother
Work Experience: Once cleaned an aeroplane
References: Dave the Gaffer, Some blad bloke from Amex