[Film] What is the worst film you have ever seen all the way through?

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Red Squirrel

Well-known member
Oct 13, 2022
642
The Highlands
1. The Avengers Movie with Sean Connery. My brother got up out of his seat, laid down in the aisle and fell asleep. Lucky bastard.
2. The Last Jedi. Unfortunately it isn't.
3. The Immortals, Friday night sat amongst drunken thugs constantly on their mobiles while one of the actors in boiled alive in a giant kettle. Lucky bastard.
 


jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,708
Brighton
Jacobs Ladder - WTF was that about! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Crank - Just awful and can't fathom why I didn't turn off after 5 mins
Thanks for the reminder. I shall watch Jacob's ladder again, rather enjoyed it first time around.
Didn't get the same fuss made about it as a later "he was dead all along" film.
 


B-right-on

Living the dream
Apr 23, 2015
6,910
Shoreham Beaaaach
Totally agree - looked lovely but WA films these days remind me of the Emperor's New Clothes - absolutely no substance.

Another recent clunker for me was Black Bag which was SO dull.

Reminds me of Carry-On. Apparently one of the best Netflix films of 2024. I attempted to watch it 3x but each time I just could not hack the absolute horrendous storyline and the even worse acting. So many holes in the plot it made the titanic look positively seaworthy after losing an argument with the iceberg.
 








clapham_gull

Legacy Fan
Aug 20, 2003
26,539
I rarely watch them filems, but the last film I probably watched all the way through (and hated) was Bohemian Rhapsody.

Now I understand you need to change events to make the story work, but events are changed that much in the film, there is the sneaking suspicion it was done to protect the "legacy".

Queen never broke up, were never at the risk of breaking up and played Live Aid right off the back of a worldwide tour with huge arenas (much bigger than Wembley), which is the primary reason they were so good.

It does however erase their boycott breaking visit to South Africa which was so controversial leading up to Live Aid. They've been incredibly sniffy when asked about it ever since. Thee film was clearly a good opportunity...

.. well you can make your minds up.
 




Fungus

Well-known member
NSC Patron
May 21, 2004
7,288
Truro
Everything Everywhere All at Once

Just shout very quickly and string together unrelated things.

Edit: includes a shot of the West Pier IIRC?
 




Iggle Piggle

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NSC Patron
Sep 3, 2010
6,523
Jacobs Ladder - WTF was that about! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Crank - Just awful and can't fathom why I didn't turn off after 5 mins
My youngest son had colic. He cried for hours on end in the evening for no reason that we could understand. In such circumstances, films with complex plots were off limits at that time so I watched any old Statham film that happend to be on the telly.

I won't hear a bad word about Crank. It's the best film live ever seen when I couldn't hear a word being said for half of it and believe me I saw loads of those at the time. In the circumstances I watched it, it's a masterpiece.
 






Jul 20, 2003
21,705
Everything Everywhere All at Once

Just shout very quickly and string together unrelated things.

Edit: includes a shot of the West Pier IIRC?


I enjoyed that


I recommended it to my friends


some liked it, not as much as I did, some didn't ...some didn't quite a lot.
 










ozzygull

Well-known member
Oct 6, 2003
4,293
Reading
I like a ropey film. If fact I have just ordered The Howling on blue ray.


The film “Anaconda“ now that was utter tosh. I had to sit through it because I worked for Blockbusters at the time and they booked out the cinema and this film was shown after a staff meeting.
 










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