[Humour] Punchlines that don't need the build up

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

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Faversham

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jcdenton08 said:

It’s a Fawlty Towers gag

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Pretenious?
I don't recall any such mispronunciation

 

Grassman

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Tun Wells

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“This one goes to eleven.”

 

jcdenton08

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Lashings of hot screwdriver

 

bhafc99

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“The 30 minutes are nearly up, but you’re not there yet Swindon fans…”

 

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Infamy

 

Herr Tubthumper

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The Fatherland

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He fell out of a watchtower

 

Herr Tubthumper

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The un, deux, trois cat sank.

 

Redinpeace

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Ritz salad

 

Redinpeace

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celery, apples, walnuts, grapes.

 

jcdenton08

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Redinpeace said:

celery, apples, walnuts, grapes.

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Now COME ON

 

beorhthelm

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Juan donkey

 

Thunder Bolt

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Beside the seaside, beside the sea

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What do you think of it so far?

 

sully

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Worthing

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We’re fresh out of Waldorfs

Don’t mention the war!

Don’t panic, Mr Mainwaring!

You stupid boy.

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

…. Anyway. Moving on….

 

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Withdean area

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I heard that, pardon.

 

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DAN

 

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We dug another tunnel.

What, with these feet.

 

Dick Swiveller

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Terrible

 

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The England Cricket Team.

 

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Sid and the Sharknados said:

The England Cricket Team.

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Also, the England Football Team.

 

Randy McNob

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That's not a knife