[Humour] Punchlines that don't need the build up

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

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Faversham

• Saturday at 9:03 AM

• #41

jcdenton08 said:

It’s a Fawlty Towers gag

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Pretenious?
I don't recall any such mispronunciation

 

Grassman

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Tun Wells

• Saturday at 9:03 AM

• #42

“This one goes to eleven.”

 

jcdenton08

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• Saturday at 9:06 AM

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Lashings of hot screwdriver

 

bhafc99

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Dubai

• Saturday at 9:06 AM

• #44

“The 30 minutes are nearly up, but you’re not there yet Swindon fans…”

 

Coldeanseagull

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Coldean

• Saturday at 9:43 AM

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Infamy

 

Herr Tubthumper

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The Fatherland

• Saturday at 9:48 AM

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He fell out of a watchtower

 

Herr Tubthumper

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The Fatherland

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The un, deux, trois cat sank.

 

Redinpeace

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Ritz salad

 

Redinpeace

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celery, apples, walnuts, grapes.

 

jcdenton08

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• #50

Redinpeace said:

celery, apples, walnuts, grapes.

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Now COME ON

 

beorhthelm

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• Saturday at 10:13 AM

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Juan donkey

 

Thunder Bolt

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Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Saturday at 10:13 AM

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What do you think of it so far?

 

sully

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Worthing

• Saturday at 11:10 AM

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We’re fresh out of Waldorfs

Don’t mention the war!

Don’t panic, Mr Mainwaring!

You stupid boy.

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

…. Anyway. Moving on….

 

Weststander

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Withdean area

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I heard that, pardon.

 

WATFORD zero

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DAN

 

Mr Bridger

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Earth

• Saturday at 11:19 AM

• #56

We dug another tunnel.

What, with these feet.

 

Dick Swiveller

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Terrible

 

Sid and the Sharknados

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Darlington

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The England Cricket Team.

 

Sid and the Sharknados

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Sid and the Sharknados said:

The England Cricket Team.

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Also, the England Football Team.

 

Randy McNob

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• Saturday at 12:00 PM

• #60

That's not a knife